Mar 27, 2012 - Another lazy spring afternoon
passes and we're again left to make our own fun until the MMA schedule picks
back up. So while we wait, let's use the contrast of yesterday's and today's odd Japanese game
show clips to kickstart a little discussion. Ronda Rousey is unquestionably the queen bee of women's
mixed martial arts right now. Her next test will likely be Sarah Kaufman -- a relentless Canadian who poses her own
problems -- but for the sake of argument, let's say "Rowdy" does what she does
and finishes Kaufman in the first round via armbar, and then offs one more
opponent in the same fashion. Around that time, the exiled former queen bee, Cris "Cyborg" Santos, would likely be priming for her
return, and she has already made it very clear she intends to cut down to 135
pounds and smash Rousey's face in. Santos, of course,
has violently ruled the WMMA throne since 2009, though now that reign is plagued
with doubt because of her positive steroid test.
Given the dearth of depth in the women's divisions, it isn't that crazy to
think "Cyborg" would be immediately thrown into a promoter's dream title fight
against Rousey. So what do you think, readers? Would "Cyborg" return with a
vengeance and crush the champ? Or would the rowdy one run through a PED-less
Santos? Let us know in the comments below.
5 MUST-READ STORIES The MMA Hour. Ariel Helwani and The MMA Hour return with
another two-plus hour show that features Bellator CEO
Bjorn Rebney in studio, as well as interviews with Phil Davis, Miguel Torres,
Rory MacDonald, Eddie Alvarez and Tom "Kong" Watson. Cesar Gracie not going to let Nick Diaz quit MMA. The person closest
to Nick Diaz, his brother Nate, believes his abrupt retirement is for real.
Diaz's trainer Cesar Gracie, however, isn't about to watch that happen. Silva-Sonnen II confirmed for UFC 147. MMA's biggest rematch is
finally on the books for UFC 147, as Chael Sonnen will take on Anderson Silva at
the 47,000-seat Estádio Olímpico João Havelange
in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on June 23, 2012. The Ultimate Fighter 15 ratings. The third episode of TUF: Live
aired last Friday night and averaged 1.2 million viewers on FX. Top trainer Freddie Roach lists top five boxers in MMA. Legendary
boxing trainer Freddie Roach broke down his list of the top five boxers in mixed martial arts.
Check out the sequel to yesterday's Battle of the Sexes between
Cyborg Santos and a Japanese man. This time the champ herself, Ronda Rousey, ups
the ante by taking on three Japanese men in a clip from the same bizarre
game show. (Big thanks to @pegson for the tip.)
Has there ever been a UFC commercial that prominently featuring an
English-speaking Anderson Silva? Maybe that's why this UFC on FOX promo seems a
tad weird. (HT: MMA Mania)
Speaking of Anderson Silva, his old buddy Mr. Chael P. Sonnen had some choice words after the champ
said Sonnen should stop talking and start training. (HT: Middle Easy)
Mark Matheny is known as one of the better refs in MMA, so you'd figure he
has reasonably good judgment. But after watching what he does in his spare time,
that dream has been thoroughly crushed.
Bloody Elbow's Anton Tabuena brought this to our attention
and it felt criminal not to share. Fresh from a loss to Johny Hendricks, Jon
Fitch set out on a beard conquest of sizable proportions. Several weeks
later he showed off the progress via Twitter, and it was impressive:
But springtime is coming, so earlier this week Fitch stepped up his facial
hair game dramatically, shaving down the all-arounder into a legendary
'stache that would make Sam Elliot proud. Well done, sir. Well done.
FIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS Announced yesterday (Monday, March 26, 2012): - UFC 147: Anderson Silva (31-4) vs. Chael
Sonnen (27-11-1) confirmed for June 23, 2012 at Estádio Olímpico João Havelange
in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - UFC 147: Wanderlei Silva (34-11-1) vs. Vitor Belfort (21-9) - UFC
149: Bryan Caraway (16-5) vs. Mitch Gagnon (8-1)
Recently there's been a lot of talk by the MMA media christening Chael Sonnen
as the best talker in MMA history. But have they lost their historical
perspective? Perhaps they have forgotten the hilarious off-the-cuff rants of
former UFC Heavyweight Champ and perennial patriotic tough guy, Don "The
Predator" Frye, possessor of not only the craziest fight in MMA History (vs
Takayama) but also the most outrageous comments.
Personally, I think he should throw his hat into the Republican Primary race.
Not only would he add spice to the campaign trail, we'd finally have a candidate
in this race who says what he really thinks (and then some). Here are a few gems
that would make wonderful soundbites on CNN. On improvising new techniques in MMA:
"I been studying Buddhism. I'm learnin' to levitate. I'm gonna levitate off
the ground about a foot so he can't get that kneebar on me. So when he goes down
to the ground, I'll be up here. Then I'll swing round and kick him in the head.
Can't miss that head. Thing's gotta be about that big, like a 5-gallon bucket, a
5-gallon bucket full of buttholes. Yeck!" On fighting top competition:
"You gotta excuse me, my stomach's upset. I had the Tim Sylvia breakfast
special, ham & eggs and a can of tomatoes."